Everything Falls Apart....

....when wife leaves...Amy went to Tan Tara this weekend through Monday and within an hour of one another Carter slams his head into a pole while swinging, then about an hour later wind catches the jeep door and dots Laura's eye.  Yet, we were not the only ones having the fun, when I called Amy to tell her I learned she was sitting on the side of road with lights flashing behind her... the officer said something about going too fast in her new car.